the-slain replied to your photo: Strongly Disagree all the way, but if it gets me a…

what the fuck kind of question is that (though I’ve seen plenty of questions just like this in the many questionnaires I’ve filled out in my time unfortunately)

The noble job position of ~Part-Time Cashier~ must be sacrosanct, Brad. Don’t want none of those ne’er-do-wells in OUR company.

Strongly Disagree all the way, but if it gets me a job i’ll pretend to be a good robot.

While the fam and I were organizing a tool shed, my nephew was inside playing Monopoly. By himself.

I don’t think there is a clearer depiction for how messed up his life has been and will be.

A WIP of a friend’s furry dragon character.

I AM SNEEZING I AM SNEEZING I AM SNEEZING HAPPY SUMMER

SUMMER IS ICUMEN IN GET READY TO RIP YOUR GODDAMN SINUSES

autumnbramble:

tempushiro mifunequine

watch the deadly dance of my monohorsie zao and fall prey to my tactics

also check those haiku as fuck tags Autumn put there

but what does peanut butter and jelly have to do with MSN

ponies ponies

all the ponies are

sad

autumnbramble:

[11:12:07 AM] Tempus Fidgets: I’m just imagining that scary animal is just a statue
[11:12:12 AM] Tempus Fidgets: always with that fixed expression
[11:12:14 AM] Autumn Bramble: no
[11:12:17 AM] Tempus Fidgets: just standing there
[11:12:21 AM] Tempus Fidgets: imposing
[11:12:23 AM] Autumn Bramble: but her species does just have that expression a lot
[11:12:23 AM] Tempus Fidgets: but never moving
[11:12:31 AM] Tempus Fidgets: people move the statue around
[11:12:35 AM] Tempus Fidgets: it looks kind of goofy from the front
[11:12:48 AM] Tempus Fidgets: people make it wear bras on its head
[11:12:48 AM] Autumn Bramble: No Tempus when she walks her neck stays stiff entire but it bobs around swaying
[11:12:50 AM] Autumn Bramble: she is elegant
[11:12:59 AM] Tempus Fidgets: and paint its nose different colors
[11:13:23 AM] Bite: look what kind of food
[11:13:42 AM] Autumn Bramble: Look, it is a plate of small hamburgers
[11:13:59 AM] Tempus Fidgets: the person who maintains the statue gets angry at the kids who draw love notes on the side of it
[11:14:10 AM] Tempus Fidgets: they have to wash it off like daily
[11:14:16 AM] Autumn Bramble: No Tempus she is a lady :c
[11:14:42 AM] Bite: You have to draw her again jillinz and force wrongness onto Tempus
[11:14:50 AM] Bite: shatter his worldview
[11:14:55 AM] Bite: make it untenable
[11:14:56 AM] Autumn Bramble: ill do it in a minute

the museum curator curses under his breath. How do these kids keep evading the security and cameras? He idly considers having to put the statue in storage; it’s not worth having to clean up this weird thing every other night. 

Naturally, while he was pre-occupied, I was able to take that photograph with the ~other~ statue.

(note: the above picture is just a cruel edit I made of Autumn’s work for funsies :v the original is here)